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Feel free to contact me with any questions you might have! You can reach me by phone, SMS, email, social media, carrier pigeon, smoke signals, Morse code, or the pony express.

Phone: (630) 677-7481


Social media links are on the bottom of this page.


WARNING: Carrier pigeon is not guaranteed to deliver your message but will be cared for. Smoke signals confuse me, Morse code gives me finger cramps, and I think the pony express may have gone out of business due to the recession.  Cheers!